egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

(via pizza)

icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

(via pizza)

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(via frea-kk)